Wage war on the inane
Make decisions like a CEO
Think like an authority figure
Look like a Genius!
The Give-A-Shit-O-Meter (GASOM) provides an instantaneous reading of the ambient give-a-shit factor. The give-a-shit factor is a heretofore unknown phenomenon of nature, vital to the human thought process. It's existence has been suspected and intuitively known about for ages, but has never before been measured
The Give-A-Shit-O-Meter should always be used when asked to undertake new assignments or responsibilities. Contrary to popular belief, people in positions of authority got there not by merit, but by utilizing their personal Give-A-Shit factor. And they don't want you to know how easy it is! So use GASOM when faced with an important decision, when faced with a trivial decision, in times of personal crisis or angst, or when you need to lighten up and laugh about someone or something that is driving you crazy.
The old saying that money can't buy happiness is wrong. For three bucks, the Give-A-Shit-O-Meter will infallibly guide your decision-making process and make you a lot smarter!
It’s a lot more valuable than the latest advice from your investment broker! And it certainly provides more humor. Also, your purchase will aid a couple of doofuses who REALLY need serious help. In fact, your purchase may eventually help fund some serious therapy for both of them, which will be a good thing for everyone.
